Paranormal 956
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Paranormal 956
Glass Slippers & Poisoned Underwear
Hey, it was your birthday over there.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, I guess it's with the time change. My birthday happened with the time change of going to Florida, so I was going to squeeze that into any conversation I can Of course. So, just randomly, I'm going to ask you why.
Speaker 1:So what's your favorite Disney princess? Wait, I have a question for you. What's your favorite Disney princess. So I have a question for you what's your favorite Disney princess?
Speaker 2:So it's not even close for me what my favorite is Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Okay, I like smart girls and she's like the smartest one.
Speaker 1:Sure, you can say that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think I'll go with Snow White.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I did go to Disney and I had a great time and if anybody has a chance to go, I do recommend go. It's fun. Um, they have more than just disney stuff. I kind of did think it was going to be all mickey mouse and disney princesses, and there's Star Wars and Marvel and. Twilight Zone, like a bunch of stuff. But given our channel, we're going to go a little bit dark.
Speaker 1:You know you forgot.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know what this is. Oh, that's not good.
Speaker 1:We'll explain that picture.
Speaker 2:Picture, we'll figure this out hey, but that's not totally random no, no, we have a reason for that. We have a reason. We're looking at brassieres here because we do research. We take this very seriously, we do research and so going into the dark side, we we not? The star wars version, not the star wars. But we did some research on things and we could have gone a lot of different ways. There's been deaths at at disney. There's been a lot of accusations of other things, yeah, more like um theories yeah, and hidden messages, etc.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's crazy well, we decided together we would talk about the brothers grim, which is the the original stories base on your favorite. Did you say your favorite?
Speaker 1:was snow white syndrome. No, snow white okay.
Speaker 2:so I mean, maybe that's one of the things we have in common we're into little people.
Speaker 1:What that's crazy.
Speaker 2:No, no, oh no, maybe I misread that. So the Brothers Grimm? I guess they're kind of like Dr Seuss back in the day they wrote kid stories.
Speaker 1:Nah, those are not kid stories.
Speaker 2:So that's true. It does make me wonder, right?
Speaker 1:No way.
Speaker 2:Were they kid stories at the time, or were they like Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey stories? Because they're pretty rough, these stories.
Speaker 1:It's because it depends how kids were back in the day.
Speaker 2:Kids weren't good? I don't think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2:I don't think they were good. Not that kids are great today, but, but Again, I don't know that.
Speaker 1:Right If you bring one of the those into an elementary even middle school.
Speaker 2:So what age do you think is appropriate for the Disney version?
Speaker 1:The original Grimm Brothers stories. I think high school. I think high school, you're putting 15 and above.
Speaker 2:Yeah For.
Speaker 1:the details for the wording that it is, I believe, 15 and above.
Speaker 2:Okay, so let's get into the stories. Which do you want to handle first?
Speaker 1:You know what Ruin Snow White for me?
Speaker 2:Okay, so we're going to go into Snow White, the Brothers Grimm, these two brothers that were, I guess they were like Okay.
Speaker 1:So before it goes into it, he hasn't specified but the but the grim brothers actually wrote the stories. They're not involved in the stories, they just wrote the stories I don't know if they're involved or not involved.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go that far. I'm not letting them off any hooks. I'm not here to defend these guys.
Speaker 1:I didn't know these guys, but the thing is that they wrote the stories. It's not a story you can think of and be like yeah, someone made that up it does seem like there's based some in some life experience the wording, the structure of the story, and they all end up with the punishment part Right, which is Right. I don't know. Okay, go ahead. So we're going to go into the Snow White first.
Speaker 2:Snow White's mother, from what I understand, kind of made a deal with the devil kind of thing, right To have the perfect daughter. Yeah, and she specified that she had white skin white as snow white as snow, right, and it's the name, so why um?
Speaker 1:you don't say super black hair.
Speaker 2:And there was one other thing oh, lips as red as blood yeah right, and that's how we got snow white and apparently too beautiful, too much, too much right, and so for us we're on the shades of brown, right, mm-hmm, we wouldn't. I mean, you've had kids. Yeah, right, I don't know how many times you got on your knees praying to God dear or the devil or the devil, anyone, right, please let me kid have white skin like a snow. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, and I can, just, can just imagine like we're brown. I can imagine how black people read that story and like, right, that's like a nightmare for me, right?
Speaker 1:imagine like. Imagine asking for a kid, like let my kid be white as as snow, but there's like shades of white and you're gonna go with white as snow right and and.
Speaker 2:I think, they had to. It's funny that they left out the eyes, because the eyes seem like they automatically needed to be red with that white of skin Right.
Speaker 1:I mean like that.
Speaker 2:They're describing a person with albinism right, Like an albino person with white, white, white skin.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:And it's just. It's a weird ask, I guess, especially from our point of view, right, and I think a lot of people that are listening like I don't think anybody that listens to us is getting on their knees going please let my kid be white as snow, right? I mean, I have white friends that wouldn't ask for that.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Right, so anyway, that's the first weird.
Speaker 1:Thing. Yeah, the first weird. Thing.
Speaker 2:The first weird thing in this story that kind of makes you go, hmm Huh, all right, that's a choice the writers made, right, that's a choice. Second yeah, this child's so beautiful with this white as snow red lips, skin red lips. Can you imagine? I want you to think of a baby, right? I mean, we right snow white, right no, even pale has color, bro.
Speaker 1:Even pale has a little bit of yellow in that right, not that whiter than that.
Speaker 2:And then to think this baby's so beautiful, I gotta kill it that's another thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you got what you asked for and and now you're saying like mm.
Speaker 2:We're going to have to get this too much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, this too much you can announce it like hey, can you like change it up a bit now?
Speaker 2:So there, I'm an old person, right, and I've been around a lot of babies. Most of them are ugly. I on it, I've seen. I've seen babies, yeah, and they're not pretty. No, a few of them I've seen, and there's one in particular, because I've been with my wife for a very long time and so she has a niece. That was stunning as a child like. When I met this child in my mind I was like this kid needs to be a gerber baby okay, like had potential to be like a model, like a model baby a model, but a baby, right?
Speaker 2:yeah, not even one time. Not even one time did I think I gotta kill this baby. Not even one time, not even one time. You know, I fucking gotta kill this baby, gotta get rid of it, gotta get rid of this baby. This baby can't grow up. Fuck this shit. Never even once did that enter my mind right. So that's number two. This story is already even that ugly babies.
Speaker 2:You know, that's true. That's true. Didn't even think about that. But while we're on it, I've known even more ugly babies, a lot of ugly. There's like two babies that I have that scenario that I thought when I saw them, this baby could be a model baby Like. This baby needs to be in magazines. Two Thousands of ugly babies. Never once thought this baby needs to die.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 2:Never once, not even once, not even once. So that's Red flag number two. Red flag number two, this story. What the fuck are we reading?
Speaker 1:over here, right.
Speaker 2:Anyways, Snow White grows up Trying to kill her right. Too beautiful.
Speaker 1:But she couldn't do it herself At first, right, right At first.
Speaker 2:So Snow White escapes, Runs into seven dwarfs. Maybe that's another red flag. Like what are these guys all living together for in the woods? That's weird, Right. That's weird Right. That's Were they ostracized from society.
Speaker 1:No, the thing is how do you get seven dwarves?
Speaker 2:If I knew, like If I knew. No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, Like. My thinking process is what in your head thinks, like you know what. Let me put an imaginary house in the middle. What are we going to put inside the house? Seven dwarfs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, think about it. We're writing this story, we're in Brownsville we're going to go to Southmoats. What's in Southmoats? Southmoats? Short people, seven of them. There's going to be seven of them, they're all guys all men and they all live in the same house I'm gonna count that as red flag number three. Too much magic going on over here, right anyways, all right. So this lady that's trying to kill snow white and the reason that we had bras up on the screen, right, now Wait.
Speaker 1:first it was the huntsman.
Speaker 2:Oh, they told the huntsman to go kill her, but he doesn't Because she's too pretty, so he doesn't. That's it. And so when they tell the huntsman to kill her, this is the other. This is going to be red flag number four. I'll be ready for this. The instructions are I want you to kill her and, as proof that she's dead, bring me her heart and her liver.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, the liver too. I thought it was just the heart.
Speaker 2:And I'm going to tell you why. This is a red flag for me, right?
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:I've known a lot of people in my life. Some of them I've cared for, right I've I've been in love many times uh-huh I would not recognize anybody's heart if you handed it to me, or liver or their liver, like, hey, I need you to take this to my mom, but to prove that I have it, I need to see her hand in my, her heart in my hand.
Speaker 1:I need to see it and the liver, and the liver in my other hand, I need to see it because, otherwise you could have just killed somebody random.
Speaker 2:I need to see the heart, I'll know the heart, but I think that's what happened.
Speaker 1:I think he killed someone else or some shit like that, or he killed a deer so he ended up telling snow white to run.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and she ran into the woods and he covered for her.
Speaker 1:But then this, the mom found her or whatever. And that's where the seven dwarves she ran into, the seven dwarves yeah all right, so so that's another one now, yeah so the mom is like fuck this shit. I have to go do it myself yeah.
Speaker 2:So now she's gonna poison snow white, yeah, and we know she's shagging up with these seven little guys, yeah. So how do you do it? You poison her bras wait what?
Speaker 1:she disguises herself as a witch, as a seller or something like that, like a seller.
Speaker 2:I don't remember what she disguises herself into three different things. The first one is something different, but yeah, but.
Speaker 1:Poison weapon, her first choice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this will get her.
Speaker 1:A bra, a bra.
Speaker 2:Or like a corset.
Speaker 1:Like a corset type of thing. That's what we were looking up.
Speaker 2:We're like what the fuck is a? Because I guess in the books it just says bodies, some shit like that we had no idea. Yeah, so we looked it up.
Speaker 1:We're like what the fuck is that and that? I wear underwear, right I'm not, I'm not one of those weirdos I'm not a weirdo I wear underwear.
Speaker 2:I didn't have no idea what a bowdice Right, and so we had to look it up.
Speaker 1:And I'm a girl and I don't even fucking know, yeah, anyways.
Speaker 2:And I know you. Just you don't want to deal with certain things.
Speaker 1:No, so that's, that was one. That was her first, first of all real quick, are you two?
Speaker 2:We have been into true crime since we first became friends, right, yeah, we have been into true crime since we first became friends, right yeah, we have been into true crime and we're not that sick. We have followed murderers, we have read stories, we have seen police reports, all of this stuff pictures, videos all of it you name it, I have. I have never heard of a person getting killed by poison underwear Ever, not even one time.
Speaker 1:Well, besides the point, Also. What type of poison was it? I don't think it was specified, anyways. So the second choice yeah, the second, because Snow White didn't fall for that one. Yeah Well, I noticed you want to move on from this underwear story pretty quick. Yeah, the second Because Snow.
Speaker 2:White didn't fall for that one. Yeah Well, I noticed you want to move on from this underwear story pretty quick, but that's fine, we can move on to the third one.
Speaker 1:Well, what the fuck else were you going to say?
Speaker 2:No, that's fine. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1:And the second one was that she was selling another item but she poisoned another item, but this time it was a comb for the hair. But guess what? She didn't buy.
Speaker 2:It Didn't work, Didn't work, which is another weak-ass weapon. I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 1:Who the fuck does her hair?
Speaker 2:Like who is. I can't think about it this way right, because, like I said, we someone shows up at your house yeah selling combs yeah, this comb smells funny so what poison is going to go through your hair? So that's what I'm thinking, too right you can just go shower and that's it. Let's say that this works right. Let's say that it's your neighbor and your neighbor dies and I come over and I go hey what happened to your neighbor? She died. What happened? Hair poisoning, hair poisoning, hair poisoning. She got hair poisoning.
Speaker 1:I can't. That didn't work, didn't work, didn't work.
Speaker 2:Surprise, didn't work, didn't work. What about your other neighbor? Underwear poisoning Underwear poisoning she died Underwear poisoning. And this neighbor is hair poisoning she died with her hair poisoning. Okay, they're the weakest killing meth, okay?
Speaker 1:so even the other, the third method, which was the apple poisonous but it didn't kill her she didn't die from poisoning.
Speaker 2:She didn't die from poisoning. So this is what? So they give her the poisonous apple, right, and she eats it, yeah, and she dies, right. And so the servants of the prince oh, real quick we, we move, we move too fast. Why she eats the poisonous apple and she dies Right, and so, while she's dead in a bed, this prince walks by oh that's true. I don't even know what number we're on, but you're talking about the elves, because that happened before.
Speaker 1:No, the prince gets there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so she's dead already. I'm already at. She's dead, okay, okay okay, the prince gets there, sees her dead laying down and guess what happens?
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:What happens? He falls in love with her Dead lady in the bed, falls in love with her and kisses her, which is what you do, I guess, when you fall in love with a dead person, you kiss them, I guess, Right right. This Disney magic. So they decide they're going to bury her or whatever. I don't know what they're going to do, but they take her body.
Speaker 1:Somewhere.
Speaker 2:They're taking her somewhere, I guess maybe they're on a vacation, I don't know or summer, I guess, maybe they're on a vacation, I don't know. And the servants of the prince who, in the book, mistreat her body miss handle her and abuse her body yes, whatever how it was whatever that means. Mistreat and abuse her body, right? I don't know what that means. Doesn't sound good. Let's just say that it doesn't right. Doesn't sound good. That's red flag number. What are we at? 24?
Speaker 2:I don't know yeah who knows, while they're carrying her, they drop her and she spits out. But that's the thing you're talking about a three foot fall maybe, yeah, I mean, I don't know like what's the biggest midget? Well, you're not supposed to imagine anywhere, right? What is the largest dwarf I've ever seen?
Speaker 2:I think 411 is the tallest you can be with, being just from south most right right 411 is dwarf five foot south yeah right, regular, normal, normal average average average, there's a all the basketball players that come out of south most or five foot five, four at best, that's just okay, she a kilo, neil from south, most is five, four yeah. And so they drop her. She spits out the apple it's lodged out. Let's say uh, uh-huh. And she comes back to life. So, okay, going back to that, which is kind of what medicine was like back then, I guess, right.
Speaker 1:I mean you could. So you're telling me the dwarves invented CPR.
Speaker 2:It kind of sounds like that they did a little different right, but they picked you up and they dropped you, but it's kind of Heimlich. Maybe that's why Heimlich sounds German, because the dwarfs in Germany invented that kind of thing which kind of makes sense. Makes sense when you're dead. This is what I think we should.
Speaker 1:maybe we've been missing out, but she was poisoned.
Speaker 2:She was poisoned.
Speaker 1:But the poison didn't work Right.
Speaker 2:But she died. She was poisoned, but the poison didn't work Right, but she died. She was poisoned and she died. You know what, maybe we haven't been dropping enough people, like maybe we should just go to hospitals. Like they do the code and they're like call it Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Have you tried dropping her?
Speaker 1:Yeah, give me three feet, let's try next, if she doesn't resuscitate.
Speaker 2:Do four, yeah, can't do over five, right, not here. We can't. No, no, we need ladders. Yeah, so the story is fantasy in a lot of different ways yeah and so. So, anyway, they drop her. She spits the apple. She wakes up and finds out that the prince is in love with her. So what do you do? They get married. You get married. That's Disney magic. Right there it is. Disney wasn't involved yet, but it would be later.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Right, and so that is the Wait, and then the wedding. Okay, you tell this part because I forgot. Okay, so then the wedding. Okay, you tell this part because I forgot.
Speaker 1:Okay, so in the wedding. So the prince knows that the mom was the one trying to kill her, and all this extra stuff. Oh, that's right. So as a punishment.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or a bridal gift Could be. That too. This lady did try to poison her hair.
Speaker 1:So you're going to have your mother-in-law dancing in red hot?
Speaker 2:Shoes.
Speaker 1:Heels.
Speaker 2:Heels, heels, yeah, till death, till death On your wedding day. On your wedding day In the salon that you're at For everybody, in a rancho that you're at For everybody.
Speaker 1:In a rancho that you're going to be at Right right right Playing Selena. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Bidi, bidi bamba, that bitch. Yeah, so they did things different back then. Yeah, it's a little different, and that's not how the Disney story goes.
Speaker 1:I mean, just imagine your mother-in-law dancing on your wedding day.
Speaker 2:It would dampen the mood, I think, a little bit Like it would bring down the house and we wouldn't be as happy as we were. It's a little mood breaker. Vibes off, yeah, so that's just one of the two stories, right. We haven't even gotten into Cinderella. I'm wondering if we should. I mean, Cinderella.
Speaker 1:It's a popular one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, do you want to go into Cinderella? Let's do it. So Cinderella is kind of mistreated I think this part is in the Disney Right. She's mistreated the stepsisters and all that she's got to clean and all this stuff, what we didn't know, or I didn't know until we did our research. Cinderella actually is a derogatory term. It means the ashy girl, ashy girl in German, so I didn't know, that. So like you do when you're prince. Oh, I thought, whenever you're ashy, I was like I've never been ashy, my whole life.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 2:So the prince can't find a wife.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Red flag number one for me. So the king decides I'm'm gonna have a fancy ball.
Speaker 1:Invite all the eligible women we'll find the ladies, ladies right, and so the stepsisters are going yeah, but I think cinderella wasn't allowed she wasn't allowed to go because she was kind of looked at but I think in the disney, in the disney version it's that cinderella's dad died and she stayed with the stepmother and the stepmother didn't let her go, she just sent out the sisters and cinderella stayed to clean.
Speaker 2:But that was a version and I also think I don't know if it was said, but I think it was implied that her dad, they didn't want her to go because she would win the heart over the sisters.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the dad didn't let her go because of that some shit. But the dad was still alive in that version of the brothers.
Speaker 2:Oh, I see. So Cinderella goes with the fairy godmother and all that is in the original.
Speaker 1:Yeah With the pumpkin carriage, the 12 at night, the horses, the rats are horses.
Speaker 2:The, the um, I don't know who the fuck is, the coach man and so the mice are the where the horse is, and the rat was the coachman yeah, some shit like that but this is, this is red flag number two for me.
Speaker 2:why are glass slippers, the fancy slippers like? I get diamond slippers, that makes sense, or even crystal slippers. The glass slippers seems kind of cheap. Yeah, they're like payless shoes, but they're like the fancy ones. Anyway, they go to the dance. Same thing, it's the same as the story with the dance and the fairy godmother and all of that. Yeah, the big difference in this situation is that. Oh, and also red flag number. I don't know what we're on. Right, he doesn't know what the wife looks like or the girlfriend looks like the Cinderella. He knows the foot.
Speaker 1:So okay, girlfriend, looks like the.
Speaker 2:Cinderella, he knows the foot.
Speaker 1:So okay. So he dances with her. He falls in love. It hits 12. She has to go.
Speaker 2:Right as you do. Yeah, so she lives.
Speaker 1:She lives. She leaves a glass slipper behind. He gets it and he's trying to go after her. He doesn't, he doesn't reach her, he doesn't meet her fast. Horses, rats, mice finds a pumpkin.
Speaker 2:Where's the carriage that I just had?
Speaker 1:this fucking pumpkin and all these mice anyways, and then he goes into searching for her with the shoe with the shoe instead. Of.
Speaker 2:This is what she looks like right, I would have made a drawing. Would it come up with some words to describe not this guy? Girl right she'shy One leg's longer than the other Right.
Speaker 1:All toes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it doesn't. This is what it sounds like to me, right? This is what it sounds like to me.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:This guy has a foot fetish Because there's no way that I would.
Speaker 1:I think that's where it mostly started.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because there's no way that I would do this. No, I've lived in South Texas my whole life, so this is the land of the chanclas, right.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:So I see toes when I don't want to see toes right, Valid, valid. I was going to send you a picture the other day.
Speaker 1:I thought this was gonna send you a picture the other day and. I thought.
Speaker 2:I thought this was too invasive, so I didn't. I was at Dairy Queen, I'm just gonna say it. I was at Dairy Queen here in Los Fresnos and this girl was eating ice cream right next to me. Uh huh with her bare feet you're lying on the table you're fucking lying, that's gross. I still have the picture what but I was like I shouldn't be sending this picture everywhere, right?
Speaker 1:but they're gonna be like. You saw her too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was gonna post it. Does anybody know this girl? She needs to be locked up. So I'm not a foot fetish guy, right? I'm not, because feet are everywhere here, right?
Speaker 1:yeah, land of the feet like we get it. It's hot, but come on right.
Speaker 2:I mean, come on, your naked feet are everywhere. They're on the floor at a restaurant. Yeah, nasty, anyway, I'm not like that. But in germany it's cold, right. So all these people that are foot fetish people, you know, these girls that even here we hear about these girls making money selling pictures of their feet. They're not selling when the guy's here. No, we don't need to pay money, we just go to the pool, we go to the beach, we go to you see very queen everywhere.
Speaker 1:Even when you see people driving, they have the feet up in the dashboard, out, out the fucking window.
Speaker 2:I've tried that. It's not easy. Yeah, we got feet everywhere, but in Germany these people they wear shoes, and so feet are sexy over there.
Speaker 1:Not for me, not for me, not my. Thing.
Speaker 2:Not my thing, not my thing, not my thing, not my thing. You know, if that's your thing, I know some girls anyway come to the valley right, come to the valley feet everywhere.
Speaker 2:Whether you want them or not, there's feet everywhere yeah so, anyway, I think that's what this is, because there is no way. Even if, if I had a slipper left, you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to leave it to house. I'm going to find this chick. I'll have it, it'll be over there. I'm not going through the whole town asking You're going through the whole town door to door.
Speaker 1:Every girl Try it on. Can I see your face? Plus, like it's a one fucking size. Okay, yes, it was custom made or whatever, but it was also with the magic, the fairy godmother magic. How come that one didn't go back?
Speaker 2:that's a good point at 12 another thing you and I are really good friends. We're really close. I do not know your shoe size, right, we're close, we're not that but there's several people with my shoe size around the fucking town if I go to town and I go like if I have one of your shoes and I'm looking for you a crock you're gonna get this big ass crock.
Speaker 1:That doesn't even fit me that.
Speaker 2:I just got it because it was comfortable, right and then I got socks I bet you I can find a girl that that's going to fit in there and just marry her. That's the story. Just found her and you know what? Getting married Happily ever after.
Speaker 1:I mean so.
Speaker 2:This is supposed to be about the dark stuff. We've laughed a lot in this episode.
Speaker 1:But this is the dark stuff. We've laughed a lot in this episode, but this is okay, so this is where it gets dark.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is where it starts. So that's fucking sisters. Oh so the prince gets to the house, knocks try it on, right doesn't fit. Apparently these girls have really big feet or toes or toes.
Speaker 1:They chop off their toes I think in the movie they show that one of them has big toes and the other one has big feet. It's like a different type of Big yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So in the book they cut off their toes and their heel. That was the other part.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:They cut it off to fit it into the shoe, and it almost worked Because it fit. But Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's blood everywhere, so it's probably not her. And then he notices oh yeah, you cheated, you cut off your toes.
Speaker 1:And it's a glass slipper, bro Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if it was any other color, fuck.
Speaker 1:If it was a red slipper Right, they would have been married.
Speaker 2:Gotten away with it. That's the thing, too Right. I think he found girls that fit. I think there had to be Right. I think he found girls that fit, I think there had to be Right. And then he was like nah, it doesn't look the same, had to, but the girls the thing. They gave it away. There's too much blood.
Speaker 1:No, too much blood. It seems so random.
Speaker 2:Okay. So then he finds Cinderella right, the ashy girl, and it fits.
Speaker 1:And I don't know if she had the other slipper, I don't know.
Speaker 2:And then puts on the pair and it's like, oh, it all goes together. I will say this and this is unrelated but just as romantic, I think, as this story is I had a roommate in college and understand too for those listening, listening.
Speaker 2:I went to college really young, like I was like 16, because I dropped out of school and got my gd yeah yeah, so I didn't know what was weird back then, right like I know weird things now like I'm, I'm pointing out all the weird stuff in this story. I couldn't do that 30 years ago. Meet this guy, my roommate uh-huh and I'm getting my stuff moved into the apartment and I noticed that he has a hanger on the wall with a negligee what's that? Like girls underwear, like fancy dressy, sexy underwear right okay like lingerie. What?
Speaker 1:the fuck, would you say, like that what did I say?
Speaker 2:I don't know I thought I said it lingerie, no, no, I don't think I heard that I say negligee I think so okay, so to me those are the same. I don't know, I'm not an expert. I'm not an expert. I wear, but I don't wear this underwear.
Speaker 1:Not your type.
Speaker 2:I look at this underwear on hangar on our wall, because it's my room too. Now right, what's that? He said? He's a romantic type, he's looking for the girl that fits in it and he's going to marry her.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Hmm, interesting Is that how this works. I'm 16. I don't even know if I touched a boob at that time.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:But it's like this guy's got the last slipper already on our wall. I will say yeah, now you think about it, that's kind of the same thing a little bit same same there weren't girls cutting off their tits to fit into there, though, right, it is a little bit different. In fact, I will say people weren't. Women were not knocking down the door to try to fit into that, exactly right. In fact, a lot of girls would come over and they would see that and they would hear that story, and we never saw them again.
Speaker 2:Right right, that wasn't my underwear, though, but I do think some of them thought it might be right now that I'm older and I'm looking back, some of these things were weird in ways that I didn't even anticipate. They were weird.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Right Back to our story at hand, right Back to Cinderella, right. So the shoe fits, they get married, and now the sisters are the ones that are punished. And so one of the things so after cutting their toes and their fucking heels. Yeah, you gotta add to that taking out the eyes right, so by birds to be specific right for the enjoyment of everybody yeah, at the wedding, at the wedding, at the wedding again. I'll tell you, what these German weddings.
Speaker 1:They're going crazy.
Speaker 2:At the German wedding Getting married happily ever after. And for everybody's entertainment, Birds are going to come and gouge the eyes Out of the sisters.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you what. This is the thing, too right, Because I mean I'm a creative type.
Speaker 2:Right, we create dumbass jokes and funny situations. This is the thing too, right, Because I mean I'm a creative type. Right, I mean I.
Speaker 1:We create dumb ass jokes and like funny situations and shit like that I've written.
Speaker 2:I'm a writer, I write stuff.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Somebody sat down with a pen and paper and was like Evaluated. We have a wedding. What is it? Wedding? They're dancing, and then what they're dancing? They, they're dancing, and then they're dancing, they're dancing. Okay, we got you know what I poked out by birds.
Speaker 1:There we go, that's it and they wrote it.
Speaker 2:They wrote it down. They wrote it down and they're like you know what? Print that shit, that's gold. And then years later, the bag. And then years later, disney's reading this and goes you know what? This is going to make a great movie for little kids. It's so weird, like all of it is so weird, like all right, so we got this pretty girl. She got these ugly scissors. There's rats, for some reason. There's mice and a pumpkin.
Speaker 1:Let's call her the ashy girl. The ashy girl, there we go, that's got.
Speaker 2:There's mice and a pumpkin. Let's call her the ashy girl. The ashy girl, there we go.
Speaker 1:That's got a ring to it right there.
Speaker 2:There you go, yeah, for years and years and years down the road. Little girls are going to dress up and we're going to call them the ashy girl.
Speaker 1:Because not even to change the name is wild.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we still use Cinderella.
Speaker 1:There's Cinderella everywhere.
Speaker 2:Not only that, there is a movie that came out not too long ago and it's called Cinderella man. What yeah, it's a boxing story about Cinderella man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what the fuck.
Speaker 2:So this was fun.
Speaker 1:I hope we didn't ruin Disney for anybody or I mean you can do your own research Based on A small version Of the research. Right, we did the clip, we did a little Summarized.
Speaker 2:Overview.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We did the research, so you don't have to.
Speaker 1:But if you want to, yeah.
Speaker 2:The books are still out yeah, it's still you can still money making, yeah, I mean I think one of your other sounds needs to be a cash register, I think that's another one that should be a Well. That's it for today. Follow us on all of our socials. Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1:Facebook TikTok YouTube you name it, we are everywhere. We're everywhere but home at this point.
Speaker 2:That's also true, and we are rarely now seen together, which is weird.
Speaker 1:True.
Speaker 2:But it's been nice seeing you and hopefully we see each other soon.
Speaker 1:um, but that's it that's it for today, guys talk to y'all later bye.
