Paranormal 956
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Paranormal 956
Shark Terror and Ocean Mysteries
What happens when a 4th of July celebration turns into a scene from a horror movie? This episode recounts the harrowing shark attacks that grabbed nationwide attention, including a viral TikTok video showcasing a woman's life-changing injuries and her husband's heroic efforts to protect her. As we dissect these chilling events, we examine the baffling behavior of the shark in shallow waters and contemplate the broader implications for beach safety.
Ever wondered if mermaids or megalodons might be real? Join us as we journey through the ocean's most mysterious and uncharted territories. From extraordinary human-animal interactions, like a woman in Port Isabel who shares a unique bond with dolphins and a manatee, to the astonishing scale of the Great Barrier Reef, we cover it all. With a humorous twist, we even redefine "oceanography" in a way that will leave you chuckling.
As if that wasn't enough, we dive into the unusual activity of this year's hurricane season and a whimsical theory about the ocean expanding by 1.2 square miles annually. We celebrate Keith's birthday with quirky stories of Americans playing in Venice's floodwaters and offer an update on Gypsy Rose's pregnancy. Plus, stay tuned for exciting announcements, including Bianca's new DJ business and our upcoming content. Don't forget to follow us on social media for the latest updates and join us again next week for more captivating tales!
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Hey, we didn't start it, but yeah, it's a work in process. It's a work in process.
Speaker 2:We're going to get there and we're starting early.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:What are we talking about today?
Speaker 1:So recently. I think it's already going to be a few weeks in the show Once we post this one.
Speaker 2:No, this is coming. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this one's like.
Speaker 2:Might skip.
Speaker 1:I mean, we're like three weeks ahead anyways I might squeeze it in yeah because this is timely yeah, so you're gonna put it. Yeah, whenever you put it yeah anyways. Um, so it was the 4th of july recently, right, and as many people heard on the news, there was a bit of a shark biting spree. It sounds scary and it it looked very scary.
Speaker 2:To be honest, this is why I don't go to the beach when I mess with the ocean in any way when I first thought and I haven't been in the water in a while- yeah, it looks like you don't shower anyways, jesus christ and that came out of nowhere, so I didn't think it was real. And then, if it was real, I didn't think it was going to be that bad right and then my tiktok happened and I was like holy shit, just TikTok just happened, just appeared. It looked bad.
Speaker 1:It was bad.
Speaker 2:It looked pretty bad.
Speaker 1:So that we know of like proof or whatever that they started posting was a lady that got what most of her calf Her calf muscle was completely removed. Yes, and then I guess a husband got attacked while he was trying to push off the shark somehow.
Speaker 2:Right. So we're not completely clear. We know two people are in the hospital.
Speaker 1:For sure.
Speaker 2:In the video of the lady that's getting drug out of the water that we saw on TikTok, I saw a man punching a shark in really shallow water. I know he was injured. I don't know if that's counting as a shark bite, because he fought it off I mean somewhere he probably put in his hand, in the teeth he got hurt a little bit, not like to the lady's extent right, but he was injured not put in the hospital, like I would say probably him.
Speaker 1:Hitting the water caused the damage, not hitting the shark I don't know because it wasn't like like they were kind of near by the edge yes but it was shallow water like a foot deep or so yeah, didn't look deep yeah it looked like and I'm not a shark expert of any sort right I know that's shocking to everybody. What what I'm not a oh, that's true, you're a bird expert, bird expert yes, sharks are a little bit different.
Speaker 2:I don't hear a bunch of bird attacks. But the way that I saw the video, right this lady was a grown woman, let's say that, yeah, full grown woman. And I think she was unconscious already, because I saw them slapping her. And if they weren't, if? She's not, that's true she's not unconscious and they're just slapping her with.
Speaker 1:I mean she probably went into shock.
Speaker 2:Wait, because she wasn't right if she's not unconscious and they're slapping her after she got bit by a shark, that's pretty rude, right? So I'm assuming that she's unconscious.
Speaker 1:I've imagined her being awake and getting slapped after she got bit.
Speaker 2:My bad, my bad. She got bit by a shark and people are like what the fuck were you doing out in the water?
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:So I'm assuming it's. The only thing that makes sense to me is that she's unconscious. And they're trying to wake her up, but they blurred out her face, so I can't be 100% sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, but you just thought she got slapped across the face.
Speaker 2:I saw that they're slapping her Several times, several times, and so, while they didn't pull her all the way out of the water, no water no, which was a little confusing.
Speaker 1:you could still see the waves, yeah, hitting she's still in the water yeah and so, while they're still in the water, it looked to me.
Speaker 2:Like I said, I'm not a shark expert right looked like the shark was coming back to get her more, and that's when the guy stopped the shark from going, yeah and he's like no, no, no, no, no, I need to see some idea Whatever he said to the shark to turn it around right, and so he got injured.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Not to the extent of the lady right. But somehow, yeah, I know he got injured and I don't know if it's because he's a man.
Speaker 1:He hasn't said exactly how he got injured.
Speaker 2:Well, I assume he got injured by wrestling the shark a little bit.
Speaker 1:Right, why he couldn't just put him in a headlock or something.
Speaker 2:I'm not sure. I know that. Nobody was slapping him or the shark or the shark, and I think there was like a. I think there was a total of four people injured by sharks. Let's say but I think it was like throughout his track, his in the same day up and down the beach, yeah, and so I think, right there there was two okay, yeah, right, there was two, and then further down, or I don't know if it was before yeah, I don't know that either, but there was another incident.
Speaker 1:I mean there's not that many information on the internet of what exactly happened, but I think it was the same shark. They did say it was the same shark they were tracking. They think it was the same one that attacked them they noticed probably like the bites, how he bit or something. The tattoos. He probably had like a remarkable tattoo that they could check I mean don't think, I think they caught a serial killer like that right with his uh biting bite mind marks yeah yes, that is a way I think that's how they found him pretty sure yeah makes sense.
Speaker 2:So having said all of that right, we decided well, I'm not gonna get bit by a shark.
Speaker 1:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:well, we decided we're gonna talk about the mysteries of the ocean. Oh right, oh yeah, yeah, we can do that and we're going to talk about the mysteries of the ocean.
Speaker 1:Oh Right, oh yeah. Yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 2:And so we're going to talk about the mysteries of the ocean, and so we have some interesting facts.
Speaker 1:That Amy came up with apparently.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we had her. Look her up, If any of these are wrong there's going to be a second write-up for Amy Right, she's doing me dirty on this. She's doing way too much.
Speaker 1:She's extra, she's extra we're not paying her extra, but she is no doubt she's extra.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure. Okay, so the first interesting fact that I have. It says the ocean covers over 70 of the earth's surface I think we did learn that in elementary somebody did. I'm not gonna say that I did, but um however however we've only About 5% of the ocean. What yeah? So out of the ocean, 70%.
Speaker 1:So we only have 5% of the ocean that we know of, and just from there we're getting sharks that are trying to eat us.
Speaker 2:Right, you know, it doesn't make you wonder.
Speaker 1:What else yeah?
Speaker 2:What's going on with these sharks? I have no idea Because when I was little, sharks didn't do that. None of this was happening. I noticed that we didn't have any of this stuff happen before SpaceX got here.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's true, Right, because why are sharks attacking over there in matamoros and bocachica beach? What the back that beach is?
Speaker 2:like a thousand times bigger than over here exactly and there's nothing happening over there. It's weird, maybe.
Speaker 1:Maybe I mean people were at the beach.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:For sure.
Speaker 2:Maybe the sharks are racist. Maybe that's what's going on.
Speaker 1:What he knew, like people were going to come down here from.
Speaker 2:Well, he's like I'm not going to go to Florida, I'm not going to go to Matamoros, the fuck is that going to do? I'm going to go get the white meat over there and tell Padre.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Makes sense. It makes more sense than any other theories we've had.
Speaker 1:All right, we're so fucked.
Speaker 2:So number two, the deepest part of the ocean, is called the Challenger Deep and it's over 36,000 feet deep, almost 11,000 meters. For those of you who are not here in the United States, because we do have listeners all over the world, we do Fun fact. And so that is deeper than Mount Everest is tall.
Speaker 1:Oh, which is really weird to me, that's fucking, I don't know.
Speaker 2:You know I've seen some big mountains, but I don't think I've seen like one of the top 10 mountains. Mountains are pretty big.
Speaker 1:You see, that's why I don't do hiking or nothing like that.
Speaker 2:Like I haven't seen any of the top 10 biggest mountains because I don't even know if any of them are in the United States.
Speaker 1:Now that I think about it, like they're like in Fiji and way over there, I'm not going to go all the way over there and then to walk or hike a mountain, fuck, no.
Speaker 2:Well, so I know this right, when you go to Mount Everest for the people who have gone, they give you a souvenir. It takes days to get to the top.
Speaker 2:Oh hell, no Days, fuck it takes days to get to the top days fuck so that's pretty crazy, okay, so now when we talk about the mid ocean ridge, that is the largest mountain range on the planet it's also inside of the ocean, and it is 40,000 miles long 40 000 miles so to go from here to from brownsville, let's say brownsville to the tip of texas on the other side, that's about 1 000 miles and it take.
Speaker 2:I've driven that. It took me like 15 hours, so imagine 40 of those. And then swimming, and then swimming it. That's pretty crazy. Who the fuck does that? You know, it sounds like somebody measured this right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, somebody measured this, somebody had to go in there.
Speaker 2:But think about this. So they measured this mountain range. This is a different part of the ocean than the challenger deep, which is like a crater or a cavern right, so deep okay, and then the other one is a mountain range. So those are different, right. Right, one is 36 000 feet tall tall or deep, I mean and then the other one is 40,000 miles, and so you take that information and then you realize that that's less than 5% of the ocean, because we've already discovered those things. Yeah, it's crazy to me.
Speaker 1:And that's just part of the 5%. It's not Right, all right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's. So let's say mermaids are real at this point we can't say that they're not, not confidently, we can't Right.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Like you could say, like it's just like saying aliens are real or not real. You can't say for sure they're not real, Right. Right Because how many galaxies have we investigated to rule out Aliens? Like for sure, there's no aliens here. We haven't even done our own galaxy, true, even our own solar system. So definitely mermaids could be real. Another thing that could be real. Speaking of sharks, do you know what Megalodon is?
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That giant, the one in the movies, yeah, yeah. Could be real. How do we know?
Speaker 1:What about the sea serpent?
Speaker 2:Probably real Sounds real, for sure. Why wouldn't there be?
Speaker 1:Man.
Speaker 2:So this is something I know is very weird to me, but you know we were talking about me being a birder. I have a friend who they call the dolphin whisperer.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she has a boat.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:In Port Isabel and she takes people out to go see dolphins Right and she has been doing to go see dolphins Right. And she has been doing this for like 30, 40 years and so she calls that dolphin group her tribe. She doesn't feed them, but she goes out there every day and she talks to them and all this stuff and she can. She talks to them and she can get them to like jump out of the water.
Speaker 2:Like it's like really cool how much, how well she connects to these what is she doing, ah, or whatever she makes, she makes these, she claps and she does stuff and they, they do tricks for her and so how, the fuck what yeah, I'm gonna take you one of these days because it it's actually super cool, and so she. She takes people out right and she's been going to the same exact spot and knows all of these dolphins. She knows them by name, right, because their fins are different and they do different things. There was a time not too long ago, I think seven years ago or so.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:One of them had a baby little dolphin. Like about this like two feet, three feet, big little baby.
Speaker 1:A baby.
Speaker 2:Baby dolphin. It was sick, mm-hmm. Those dolphins brought her the baby, yeah, and she took it to the Texas State Aquarium. Okay, they got it better and she brought it back to them.
Speaker 1:They took the baby back in.
Speaker 2:That's weird. So she has this relationship with these dolphins. Anyway, because of her, I know something else that not a lot of people know here you go. But I'm going to tell you Right, secrets out, okay. Do you know what a manatee is?
Speaker 1:Yeah, the fat ones.
Speaker 2:Right. Live in Florida.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Every winter, for some reason, one manatee swims from Florida to here. Spends like three months here with her dolphin, so it's around the same. Spends about three months here. And then it swims all the way back every year for the last, just that one. It's one manatee and I don't know why it does it.
Speaker 1:I don't know how it figured that out I mean recently they did post a manatee over there by the what what do they call it?
Speaker 2:the where the rocks are at yeah, the jettities, that's the same place. It's the same place that's where it's at that's where the dolphins are.
Speaker 1:I think there was like two this time two or three.
Speaker 2:They posted a video yeah, so there's one for sure that I know about. That comes every year, and maybe she's bringing people with her. I don't know why they're coming, because I feel like they don't have the right food over here and they don't stay but they do come All right. So here we go. The largest living structure, the great barrier reef which is over by australia, is 1400 miles long, or 2250 kilometers shit also I mean, you see, this is why I couldn't be a scientist.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna measure it, I'm not gonna walk or swim all the way down there to imagine the person fuck, no, somebody's got to hold that tape measure, right from one way to another. If they let it go, they're gonna do it again and like they're walking 1400 miles right yeah, and so you can't even go to the bathroom during all this time.
Speaker 2:Right, you got to hold it. You can't move.
Speaker 1:You probably do it.
Speaker 2:Just go in the water Might as well. Okay, so get this. Did you know that there is a pornography?
Speaker 1:What Wait, wait, wait Of what?
Speaker 2:For the ocean. Huh, so it is so what do you see? Seahorses and stuff not exactly sure, oh, but it is pornography for the ocean or porn for the ocean wait, is it like a black web or something?
Speaker 1:yeah, or let's call it a blue web, blue web it's called oceanography nah, you're fucking lying look it up.
Speaker 2:Look it up. You're gonna see naked pictures of the ocean.
Speaker 1:Guaranteed, guaranteed all right, okay, it's a real thing okay yeah the branch of science that deals with the physical and biological properties and phenomena of the sea.
Speaker 2:It is basically that's what porn is for people yeah same thing, same thing, same same. All right, so the ocean is responsible for regulating the earth's climate and the gulf stream alone.
Speaker 1:So I don't think that's working out pretty good, not for everybody.
Speaker 2:The Gulf Stream alone is responsible for keeping Europe relatively mild.
Speaker 1:Relatively.
Speaker 2:I don't know what the relative to what is, but I've been to Europe. It's not that mild.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:It's actually mild, no, Actually we're near hundreds.
Speaker 1:We have past hundreds.
Speaker 2:Well, here we have, yeah, In Europe. I don't know what they get.
Speaker 1:I don't live in Europe, so I don't know, I don't care.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so the deepest living fish is an angler fish.
Speaker 1:That we know of.
Speaker 2:That we know of. Yeah, that is included in the 5% that we know of. That we know of yeah, that is included in the five percent that we know. Right, also true, and it can be found 10 000 feet below the surface 10 000 it's pretty deep, you know.
Speaker 1:I think another thing we should talk about during this episode is that submarine that crashed recently oh, that's true where that billionaire went down with his carbon fiber submarine it's fucking crazy, like who thought they didn't test it out. Like I mean, they did test it out, but it wasn't like how can I say?
Speaker 2:So this is the thing those of us who have been around carbon fiber.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:We know that it's super strong and we know that it's super light, but we also know that it wears out and it expires, like just right with time right, and so we know a little bit about this from our mechanic days. With carbon fiber parts on cars and things like that, they don't last forever, and so for you to build a submarine out of carbon fiber.
Speaker 1:I think they kind of knew where they were getting at.
Speaker 2:That wasn't.
Speaker 1:What if the wife signed a contract to send their husbands on the submarine and keep all the money? I'm just saying If I was offered the choice, like if my husband had money, because if he didn't have money I'll make him work for his money and then eventually take it away money, because if he didn't have money I'll make him work for his money and then eventually take it away. But let's just say as a wife if my husband was a billionaire.
Speaker 2:There's a chance of getting him out of the picture and me keeping the money go ahead, take sail away hell yeah give him the first time experience of his life so in that one story, most of them I don't care if they wanted to explore and they were willing to risk their lives.
Speaker 1:I get that, but there was a boy on there that didn't want to go so it's kind of yeah, that sucks so this one, I mean, he knew it was sketchy enough yeah, he didn't want to go. I can't imagine forcing somebody to do that okay and he probably didn't want to be with old people in the submarine so another thing. So I mean I couldn't do four people of you just being in the same room like talking and stuff.
Speaker 2:I talk, talk a lot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I kind of get how the kid feels.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, talking is good for a podcast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but not as a hanging out. No, you better shut the fuck up. I'm not doing that, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, but in the summer, what the fuck are you going to look at and talk about something? It's not like you're going to see an octopus.
Speaker 2:I don't know what they can see. I will say this how?
Speaker 1:deep were they going? I don't remember.
Speaker 2:So that one that went to the bottom. I think it was this, the Challenger Deep, I think so, 36,000 feet below.
Speaker 1:Shit, that was pretty deep.
Speaker 2:Deep, deep, anyway. Anyway, you say I talk a lot, but I will remind you that we had lunch today and I was not the one that talked the most.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Just so you know.
Speaker 1:Well, you see what I gotta do with that homie. You think I'm gonna deal with it with you.
Speaker 2:Makes sense. Yeah, point taken.
Speaker 1:Fine.
Speaker 2:So this is another weird one.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:The ocean is home to the largest waterfall in the world, and I did do some research on this.
Speaker 1:A waterfall.
Speaker 2:A waterfall in the ocean A waterfall. Like waterfalls. Right.
Speaker 1:There's no gravity in the ocean. What do you mean? A waterfall?
Speaker 2:So to clarify what you just said, there is gravity in the ocean. What it's less gravity, it's less Well, it's buoyancy right, so it's still gravity.
Speaker 1:Exactly, but it's not gravity. It's not gravity at its full potential.
Speaker 2:Let's put it like that Okay, I'll meet you there. So the denmark strait cataract is a submarine waterfall that flows down the slope of the ocean let me see where my slope of the notes here. So this is a submarine waterfall. So instead of flowing over a cliff like a traditional waterfall, this Denmark Strait cataract flows down a slope in the ocean floor. Now this is where it gets a little hard for me to follow, but it's water. It is water.
Speaker 1:Okay, how do they see it?
Speaker 2:So they don't see it.
Speaker 1:Wait what.
Speaker 2:So, instead of it being so, this doesn't make sound and it doesn't make. You can't see it, but they know that it's there because it is a dense flow of cold, salty water that is different from the water that it's flowing.
Speaker 1:So it's just salty water different from the water around it.
Speaker 2:Right, it's still the ocean, right, so the water that's around it is also salty, but it's less salty and you just see a slope you don't see anything oh, you don't see the.
Speaker 1:You see a slope and they don't see anyone you don't even see the salt, since it's super salty, no so what this particular denmark strait cataract plays a crucial role, easy for me to say in the ocean circulation and climate regulation. I don't think it's doing us a job. Let's see.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're pretty adamant that climate change isn't working as much as it should anymore. It has been very hot and I don't know when hurricane season usually starts, but we've already had like two but it hasn't started and it hasn't. I don't think it started. It's july 9th.
Speaker 1:We've had two hurricanes already yeah, oh geez all right wait so it's like just a saltier part of the water.
Speaker 2:And it's colder.
Speaker 1:If it was warmer I would understand it being the pee that everyone pees in the ocean and stuff. It would make sense. But colder I don't know.
Speaker 2:This is what I think. To use your logic. Yeah, I think the rest of the ocean is the pee.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, and this is the only part that's not, yeah, okay, so check this out.
Speaker 2:Hurricane season goes from june 1st to november 30th and we are july 9th and we've already had two hurricanes hit apparently over here allegedly. We got in two her we had what was the first one called I mean I think we'll just call it here uh, what's called hurricane, uh, stairs, yeah so what was it?
Speaker 1:rains, but not like a full storm.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so when I'm old and I'm telling people, I'm gonna say it's a full storm, okay, I'm windy, I'm counting.
Speaker 1:You saw cars flying, so we're having your cattle was flying my cattle, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So hurricane burl just flew past us. Yeah, um, we're still dealing with some today. It got pretty rough today a A little bit.
Speaker 1:What the rain that lasted like what 10 minutes.
Speaker 2:There was thunder and wind. It wasn't that bad, maybe way over in Brownsville where you live. I was dealing with it today.
Speaker 1:I mean, I heard the thunder, but it wasn't that bad Come on.
Speaker 2:Well, it was bad over here, all right. And then the last little fun fact and I hope everybody's having over here, all right.
Speaker 1:And then the last little fun fact.
Speaker 2:And I hope everybody's having fun here With these facts.
Speaker 1:That Amy put on the list.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to be honest with you. I might just write her up. Anyway, it wasn't that. Anyway, keep on going with the facts. So the last one Right that. So the last one right. The ocean is still expanding, with new ocean crust being created at a rate of 1.2 square miles per year you're fucking lying still getting bigger. So 1.2 square miles is equivalent to three square kilometers a year. Every year it's getting bigger. We're fucked so pretty soon. So this is what I don't get.
Speaker 1:You know what? At this point write Amy up.
Speaker 2:I'm not dealing with this shit.
Speaker 1:Well, clearly, the climate change is her fault, right.
Speaker 2:I'm blaming her.
Speaker 1:for that I mean Atlantis is already underwater.
Speaker 2:Right, and I think we're probably going to have to do an episode all about Atlantis. And we've talked about doing one about octopus.
Speaker 1:I mean, isn't Venice like going underwater?
Speaker 2:It is very close to being underwater. So I do know that it's constantly flooded yeah and I've talked to people who live there yeah and they hate it when americans go because americans play in the water like they think it's funny I mean it is I guess it is how the fuck is it not wait?
Speaker 1:wait, y'all are sinking, yeah y'all are all gonna drown I mean, if anything, I'll just like get people to come over here maybe it's an old town, I can imagine, so they built it in the water anyway. Yeah, they got history, but they kind of knew what they were getting into.
Speaker 2:I kind of see it that way too. A little bit it's like why did you build it inside of the ocean already?
Speaker 1:yeah and like maybe they can and now you're saying that we can play in the water yeah, it's a little rude I mean, I don't know we have some updates you're gonna talk about the famous birthday oh, you got, I wasn't gonna talk about that, but since you brought it up, I thought you're gonna talk about that now.
Speaker 2:so since you brought it up, I thought you were going to talk about that. So Keith's birthday is today. Happy birthday, keith. Well, today it's as we're recording this, as we're recording this and update.
Speaker 1:David got him a present which I didn't All right.
Speaker 2:So I guess that edges me closer. But I have not.
Speaker 1:Looks like I'm taking the lead closer, but I have not slept with him yet. Same.
Speaker 2:Don't know how much longer I can hold out.
Speaker 1:You already got him a present, you told me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I didn't think that out completely completely but but the update that I had in mind okay was gypsy rose. Oh, that's true is pregnant.
Speaker 1:She is. Let's get these sounds right. You shouldn't be a dj.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you that yeah, this is clearly in my wheelhouse oh yeah, she's pregnant 11 weeks, she said on the 11 weeks. Yes, she's gonna have her child in january so congratulations to her we'll see um how's that going? It's not with the guy that she got married to not whenever she got out of prison.
Speaker 1:Like the first one, it was a boyfriend that she had before she was released yeah she got back with him.
Speaker 2:Yep, they seem very happy. We wish her well. Um, I don't know how to say this, but I don't she sounded very logical. On the interview yes, and I don't think the bar set super high for her her no, so I think she should be good she didn't have a good. Her personal mom wasn't great.
Speaker 1:Not a good personal experience.
Speaker 2:Pretty sure she's going to be a better mom than that. Yeah, we'll hope so and, like I said, we wish her well we hope she makes it out. The names David and Bianca are available If she's having trouble coming up with names.
Speaker 1:Right, we do come up with really good names. Well, I do come up with really good names. You know what David wanted me to call my kid? Well, I have Brooklyn.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Right, and it's after Brooklyn, new York. Right, it's just, it just came up right. I like B names.
Speaker 2:Sure Bianca.
Speaker 1:My name starts with a, b so we were going through names. Tell me why David suggested Bronx. I think that's a good name.
Speaker 2:That's a good name, because you have Brooklyn and Bronx.
Speaker 1:So at first it sounded like very cool Brooklyn and Bronx, right. But it's like, bro, you never even gone to New York. Like what the fuck are you doing, right?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but still so. This was my thinking, just so we're all on the same page.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's judge you.
Speaker 2:Is there was there's seven boroughs of New York City.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to have seven kids. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2:But I was thinking it would limit to you, like you can't have more than seven, because then you're out of names. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1:What the fuck is the thing about having seven kids? What?
Speaker 2:I was like, because this is the thing, if you're just doing any B names, there's millions of B names. The sky's the limit for how many kids you can have.
Speaker 1:No. But, if you're stuck, but could be a good one.
Speaker 2:If you're stuck at boroughs of New York City, I don't even know that there's seven, but I know there's not a million.
Speaker 1:What do you think of my name of a kid, benjamin Franklin Beethoven? I knew a kid, benjamin Franklin Beethoven.
Speaker 2:So I knew a guy named Benjamin Franklin. Shut the fuck up 100% true, when I was a Jehovah's Witness he was one too. What so? There's five boroughs.
Speaker 1:You go over here saying seven.
Speaker 2:I know, but so this is even better. So you would have Manhattan, Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens there's your gay kid right there and Staten Island.
Speaker 1:Staten Island. I don't know, I don't like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, I mean, you don't have to worry about it anymore, because you named your kid something completely different, right.
Speaker 1:I'll probably change his name then, I guess.
Speaker 2:But completely different, right, I'll probably change his name then I guess, but I'm not gonna go to seven to seven kids, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1:Well what about queens? It's five. Well, he got an option. If he decides that he's gonna go to through another route, he can go for queens I'll be okay with that.
Speaker 2:Maybe it's his nickname, yeah, or maybe bronx is his nickname. Maybe he's to grow up and be a boxer or something. Bryson the Bronx.
Speaker 1:Why did you get that nickname? I don't know.
Speaker 2:Because my sister's from New York City.
Speaker 1:Allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 2:From her soul.
Speaker 1:Right, right. I don't even think Brooklyn wants to go to New York. I'll tell you that?
Speaker 2:Well, not today, but maybe tomorrow. Just don't even mention it wants to go to New.
Speaker 1:York. I'll tell you that. Well, not today, but maybe tomorrow. Just don't even mention it. Do we have any more updates? No, I think it was just the Gypsy one.
Speaker 2:Gypsy Rose and then the Heath. So that's it for today, yep.
Speaker 1:If we get an update about the shark attack we to interview the shark. I'll tell you that we will put the update, but of course we want him in a cage or something where he is not able to. You know, bite yeah, in a controlled environment with a muzzle. Yeah, I could do that. If you want to put it on him, go, go ahead, no I don't, I don't want anything to do with that shark in fact I don't go in the ocean as much as I used to yeah, I mean I'm gonna
Speaker 1:go in less no, are you going like I'm next weekend or something?
Speaker 2:going next weekend. I'm just hoping that the shark stays full until next weekend. Right, like, how often do they eat? They can't eat every day.
Speaker 1:That's true. How much do they have to eat a day? I?
Speaker 2:don't know.
Speaker 1:If Amy would have been on her Her best investigating.
Speaker 2:She would have given us that information.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we could have had that on hand, but I guess Amy don't even look it up right now. It's fucking useless, we're done we're done this episode's over.
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